alfa
03-12-2007, 12:50 AM
Am Tired
Oh Man I am tired
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> A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
> stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
> "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
> merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please
> allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."
> God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
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> The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose,
> cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school
> clothes,
> fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came
> home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped
> at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to
> put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He
> cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already
> 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and
> sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids
> and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and
> cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the
> ironing board and
> watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes
> and
> washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh
> beans for supper.
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> After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
> laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
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> At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
> finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he
> managed to get through without complaint.
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> The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:
> -"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
> wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! oh! please, let us
> trade back."
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> The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
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> "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to
> change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine
> months though. You got pregnant last night."
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Oh Man I am tired
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> A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
> stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
> "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
> merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please
> allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."
> God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
>
> The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose,
> cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school
> clothes,
> fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came
> home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped
> at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to
> put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He
> cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already
> 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and
> sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids
> and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and
> cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the
> ironing board and
> watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes
> and
> washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh
> beans for supper.
>>
> After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
> laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
>>
> At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
> finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he
> managed to get through without complaint.
>>
> The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:
> -"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
> wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! oh! please, let us
> trade back."
>
>
> The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
>
>
> "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to
> change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine
> months though. You got pregnant last night."
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